afamilyoftrees:

astronauticall:

afamilyoftrees:

as a kid I never appreciated the comedic genius of my elementary school principal, who, whenever our school won against another school in a sport, would play what felt like 2 minutes of “we are the champions” over the PA during announcements, and just as it’s going “cuz we are the champions…of” he’d hit stop and his deadpan voice over the PA system would go “Brampton.”

We had a middle school dance dj who would do something similar with party in the USA. He’d play the chorus like “yeah yeah yeah it’s a party in the..” and then stop the music and just say “school”

this is so fucking funny

viria:

Finally finished this old sketch:”)

i-shouldve-been-a-cat:

pornhubstepmom:

I shouldn’t have laughed

Why did I laugh

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

audio-sexual:

The only FB post I’m willing to share

aurjeon:

i forgot how to breathe

supremelordofthebathrooom:

raccooniinnit:

Me:*on my period*

Brother: *breathes*

Me trying to explain why I stabbed my brother to my parents:

careless-dreamer:

Every drama I watch I develop a second lead syndrome and an undying craving for more screentime for the second couple.